update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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