its not stalking. its research.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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