I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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