I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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