Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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