i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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