the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
The air taste purple.
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