Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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