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Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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