i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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