am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
