im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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