yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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