She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I want her autograph on my taint
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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