But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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