I hate all girls vehemently.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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