Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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