1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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