quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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