I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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