i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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