He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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