Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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