He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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