Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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