if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
do nipples grow back?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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