dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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