He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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