a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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