You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize