why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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