READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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