He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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