Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I want a musical about memes.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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