I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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