you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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