I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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