She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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