its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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