READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Alive.
So much puke
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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