i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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