hotel room ftw
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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