Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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