But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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