the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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