Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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