she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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