The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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