Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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