dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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