I must be too annoying 4 u.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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