she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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