At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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