Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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